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July 15, 2001 IS IT ME, OR DID THE RIDE JUST GET BUMPIER? California police
put a spike strip across the road to stop a teenager they were chasing
after he stole a sport utility vehicle. The strip flattened the tires,
but the kid continued to drive another 12 miles on the rims. THANKS FOR THE RIDE: A teenage boy snatched a 79-year-old
nun's purse at a shopping center in Dunedin, Fla., and then ran to the
nearby highway and flagged down a car to spirit him from the area.
Unfortunately for him, he was picked up by retired New York State
trooper John Coyne, who is, by nature, a suspicious man. He noticed
police activity at the mall, so he took the thief to the motel where he
wanted to go, and then returned to the scene of the crime and told the
officers. BUT WE MUST MAINTAIN STANDARDS: Students at a veterinary
college in Patna, India, were preparing to blatantly cheat on an exam
when school authorities confiscated their books and notes. In response,
the angry students attacked the principal, Prof. Mani Mohan Prasad, with
hockey sticks, and then, as he tried to drive away, followed him on
motorcycles and threw gasoline bombs at his car. HEY, THERE SHE IS, THAT'S HER! A pistol-wielding woman robbed
six banks in Munich, Germany, in less than three hours, but was arrested
because the series of alarms brought hundreds of police officers into
the area. The endeavor was pretty much doomed from the start. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? It has been a trying time in the
very tiny suburb of Lake Okabena, Minn. There has been name-calling,
property disputes and a general sense there that the people there just
don't like each other. In fact, the wealthy neighbors have been
attacking each other with everything from garden hoses to BB guns to
pickup trucks. The police chief is mystified, calling the situation
"something you would expect in a neighborhood that is not so
upscale." It all came to a head when one man made an anonymous
complaint to officials that his dentist neighbor drilled people's teeth
while drunk.
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