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January 20, 2002

HEY, EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES: An X-ray of a man's brain was put on a viewing screen backward at Rhode Island Hospital, causing the surgeon to operate on the wrong side of the patient's head. After drilling two holes in the guy's skull, the doctor realized the error and switched to the other side. 
The guy is OK.

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T BREAK ANY RULES: A youth, who appeared to be about 18, ran through the the Dutchman Essenhaus restaurant at lunchtime carrying an American flag and clad only in a green hat and fake beard, then jumped into a waiting pickup truck for his getaway. The establishment has a policy against serving anyone not wearing a shirt or shoes, but that's OK. 
"He didn't order anything," said the general manager.

UH OH! Three men in a Connecticut bar took offense when they heard two other men there speaking Spanish. They showed their displeasure by beating them up. 
The three were hauled into court where they soon discovered that the judge presiding over their case would be Jorge A. Simon, a Puerto Rican.

HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY: A 500-pound trained Siberian tiger named Qadesh, while tethered outside a veterinary office waiting for her owner, snapped her leash and went on a peaceful stroll around Pickering, Ontario, scaring the daylights out of everyone not aware of her gentle nature. Police cornered her with several cruisers, but she jumped on the roof of one of the police cars, trapping the cops inside. 
The owner was found, and he came and took his cat away.

BUT SHE DIED HAPPY: A man and a woman in their later years met shortly after the deaths of both their spouses, dated for two years and decided to get married. As the 67-year-old bride-to-be was entering the Pennsylvania church where her groom-to-be awaited, she dropped dead. Heart failure.
 The pastor who was to officiate said, "It was a very, very sad event."

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