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September 22, 2002

HOLD ON, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN! A customer refused to take the $10 lottery ticket which had been rung up at a store in Pocono Pines, Pa., so the clerk bought it. She won $400,000.

TAKE THAT, WHAP! Concerned that a thug was frightening a young cashier he was robbing in a Pennsylvania store, an an 85-year-old female customer beat the man with her cane causing him to flee.

I HATE TO BE ALONE, IS THAT SO WRONG? A New York judge was assigned 24-hour NYPD bodyguards after she received threatening letters in 1999. Subsequently, every time the security detail was scheduled to end and every time there as a terror alert, more letters would appear.     
A criminal profiler has concluded that she sent the letters herself, according to the Daily News. She denies it. Charges are unlikely.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? A jail inmate in Forrest City, Ark., seeking a night out from the lockup, escaped and returned undetected through a window he  had managed to pry open.
Unfortunately, he tried it a second time and was arrested outside the facility.

WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SOUND, DUDE? In an effort to halt the wave of fistfights involving aggressive young thugs loitering in the Boston subway system after school, officials have piped in show tunes and the music of George Gershwin and John Philip Sousa over the loudspeakers.
It worked. The kids are fleeing the subway stations in droves.
"Music soothes the savage beast," said one clerk. "They're leaving, and I ain't seen no fights."

 

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