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September 29, 2002     

IT MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE: An Ohio man sued a hotel chain for a large sum of money after he found a hidden camera in a bathroom light fixture.     
His attorney said the man has "become paranoid" as a result of the episode, and, when he travels, he now "spends a lot of time going over every inch of his hotel room."     

THE TONGUE OF LIFE: People have been receiving medical treatment from a magical cow in the Kompot province of southern Cambodia. They believe the large brown bovine can cure a person's rheumatism and arthritis by licking him. Business is booming.     

HE'S IN A FANTASTIC UNION: Due to a computer error, a Detroit public school teacher was paid $4,015,624.80 after taxes for 18 minutes of work.     

I THINK I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK: Hipsters out on the town in the trendy section of Milan were surprised when Skippy the kangaroo suddenly appeared in their midst. He had escaped from the circus. He was soon captured and brought back to his cage.     

THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY, CRASH! An 61-year-old Illinois man won a Harley-Davidson motorcycle in the state lottery.     
He smashed it into a tree. He is in a coma.

Mike Pingree writes another Looking Glass column in the Boston Sunday Herald. You can read it by clicking here:
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