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January 18, 2004

I (BLAM) TOLD (BLAM) YOU (BLAM) TO (BLAM) STOP! Aware that his wife was having an affair which she refused to end, a Baltimore police officer flew into a jealous rage when he saw his wife and her boyfriend on the street when he was on his way to work.
He shot him 21 times. He got life in prison.

LOOK, I JUST WANT DRUGS, OK!? A woman in Panama City, Fla., trying to reach her drug dealer, dialed the wrong number. Unfazed, she tried to buy crack cocaine from the person on the other end of the line, who called the police and turned her in.

HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING: Police in Martinsburg, W. Va., say a volunteer fireman, upset with his mother's poor housekeeping, set fire to her mobile home.

AH, RELIEF! WAIT! WHOA! NOOOO! Two men spent the evening drinking heavily at a bar in Porthgain, England, and then headed home in a pickup truck.
The man on the passenger's side opened his door in order to urinate while the vehicle was still moving. While he was doing so, he fell out and was killed.

HEY, NO FAIR! Since oral sex is illegal in Singapore, a woman there decided to get back at her unfaithful husband by performing the act on him and then reporting him to the police.

Mike Pingree writes another Looking Glass column in the Boston Sunday Herald. You can read it by clicking here:
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists.html

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