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May 30, 2004

ADDING INSULT TO INJURY: A man in Tucson, Ariz., was accidentally shot in the groin when a gun fell out of his pocket and went off. Since he was an ex-felon, he was sent to prison for ten years for having the gun in the first place.

I FEEL SO BETRAYED: A priest in Warren, Mich., thought he had been communicating with a a 14-year-old girl on the Internet, when he drove 100 miles to meet her for sex. Turned out to be a cop.

SHALL WE DANCE ... THUD! To celebrate their good showing at the Clipperette Relay races, members of the Exeter, N.H., High School Girls Track Team drank vodka from their water bottles on the bus ride back to their school.
They were caught when ten of them showed up drunk at a school dance that night.

OW! OUCH! HEY! OW! After being assaulted by her boyfriend, a woman in Saginaw, Mich., responded by attacking him with a swordfish that was mounted on the wall over the fireplace. The boyfriend sustained several puncture wounds.

A CLASSY BUNCH: Police were called to a wedding at a hotel in Bedford, Mass., after a discussion got out of hand.
In the end, the groom, the best man and the groom's father were arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.

Mike Pingree writes another Looking Glass column in the Boston Sunday Herald. You can read it by clicking here:
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists.html

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