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September 26, 2004

BURPING CONTESTS? HEY, COULD BE WORSE: An Italian tourism official was fired last summer for calling German tourists a bunch of arrogant beer guzzlers, remarks which caused Germany's leader to cancel his vacation in Italy.
But the tourism official later retracted his apology and, in an interview with Stern magazine, again criticism the Germans, saying they ``loudly invade'' Italian beaches and engage in ``noisy burping contests.''

CREEEAK! HEY, WHAT WAS THAT!? Two men tried to steal a stove that was sitting out on the unsafe, third-story porch of a Chicago tenement. The porch collapsed and all came tumbling down. The thieves survived, with serious injuries.

CASH TO THE FUTURE: The elders on Montpelier, Ind., are setting up a $10,000 trust for their little town. They will deposit the money with the Blackford County Community Foundation, which will pay 10 percent per year. The money cannot be withdrawn for 100 years, at which time the fund will be worth $100 million.

HERE'S MY BADGE, LET'S SEE YOURS: A man impersonating a police officer in Clarkstown, N.Y., pulled over a motorist who turned out to be a state trooper. It took the trooper about ten seconds to realize the guy was a phony and arrest him.

CONGRATULATIONS, HERE'S YOUR TICKET: A state patrol pilot was flying over Wabasha, Minnesota, clocking speeders on Highway 61 when, to his amazement, he caught two motorcyclists racing along at unbelievable speeds. The loser was going more than 100 mph. The winner: 205.

 

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