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Past Columns (April - June, 2000)

June 25, 2000

AS LONG AS WE STICK TO THE ISSUES ... IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED ... SO, BOYS, HOW DO I LOOK? ... WE DON'T COTTON TO THAT STUFF HERE ... NOW, THAT'S A COOL MOM

June 18, 2000

WHEN THE LAWNMOWER STOPS, TAKE OFF ... BUT, I'M A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE! ... AT ONE PLACE, YOU GET WOOD ... OH, NEVER MIND ... HI CHIEF, HAVE YOU SEEN A CROOK? ... I THOUGHT I ORDERED HAZELNUT

June 11, 2000

WELCOME, ROTARIANS! ... I PROMISE TO PAY IT BACK ... MESS WITH MY LITTLE GIRL, WILL YOU? ... JUST UNTIL HE MAKES UP HIS MIND ... JUST UNTIL HE MAKES UP HIS MIND

June 4, 2000

TAXI! TAXI! ... YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT WAS, AN INVESTIGATION ... BANG, BANG, YOU'RE DEAD! ... SO, ELIO, HOW'D THE TEST GO? ... SAY, IS THAT GUN NEW?

May 28, 2000

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT, BUB? ... THE REVENGE OF THE WIDOWED SWAN ... THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING ... HELLO! YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER ME, BUT ... A VERY LONG-DISTANCE CALL

May 21, 2000

BAD COP, BAD COP ... AT LEAST THEY'RE IN A GOOD MOOD ... POSSESSION OF FOOD PRODUCTS ... GERONIMOOOOO! ... AND DON'T EVER COME BACK, LOVER BOY!

May 14, 2000

YES, IT'S AN EMERGEN ... KA-BOOOOM ... WAS IT, `THOU SHALT' OR `THOU SHALT NOT?' ...  HE SEEMED SO ALIVE ...  NICE FELLOW, BUT KIND OF QUIET ...  HMMM, WHAT'S THIS? ZZZZZT!

May 7, 2000

YOU'RE LOOKING FINE, BABY, AIEEEE! ...  A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ... YOU'VE GOT MAIL ...  A VERY BAD OUTCOME ...  WELL, SHE SEEMS TO KNOW HER STUFF

April 30, 2000

MESS WITH ME, WILL YOU? ... FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME ... ROOK TO QUEEN'S BISH... WHAM! ...  NOW, BE CAREFUL WITH THESE ...  ZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ARGHHHH!

April 23, 2000

WELL, THAT WAS FUN ...  THERE GOES THE BRIDE ...  GOBBLE! GOBBLE GOBBLE! YIKES! ... HEY, THANKS FOR THE TIP... NERVES OF STEEL

April 16, 2000

BUT HE REALLY DID LOVE ME ...  HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BANANAS? ...  WORK-RELEASE PROGRAM ... SCARED YOU THOUGH, DIDN'T I? ...  GENTLEMEN! GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ... OTHER THAN THAT, A LOVELY CEREMONY

April 9, 2000

BUT A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL ... NOW THAT'S DEVOTION ... THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE RIGHT JOB ... IT SEEMED SO REALISTIC ... OK, WE'RE ALMOST THERE ...  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BUB?


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