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Past Columns (Apr.
- Jun., 2002)
June 30, 2002
PAY UP OR I'M DEAD .... I MEAN
'HE'S' DEAD
... HOW ABOUT 'THE DIFFERENTLY ABLED PERSON OF NOTRE
DAME'? ... IT WAS KNOWN AS THE 'CHECKING-YOUR-OIL' STATUTE ...
OH, SO THAT'S WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS ... WHERE THE HECK AM I?
June 23, 2002
NOT BAAAAAD LOOKING AT ALL
... HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? ... IT WAS THE HUMANE THING TO DO
... HEY, BUDDY, YOU OK? ... AHHHH, THAT BREEZE FEELS GREAT!
June 16, 2002
NOW HE'S THE BUTT OF ESCAPE JOKES
... HE WHO HESITATES ... ... YOU CALL THAT SAFEKEEPING? ... BUT, OTHER THAN THAT
... ... PAY PER VIEW
June 9, 2002
A PREVIOUS COMMITMENT
... DOC, IT HURTS WHEN I ... ACTUALLY, IT ALWAYS HURTS ... FORMER NAME: "QUIET, WE'RE PRAYING"
... LET IT GO? I DON'T THINK SO ... FORGOTTEN BUT NOT GONE
June 2, 2002
THOU SHALT NOT VANDALIZE THY NEIGHBOR'S
GOODS
... ATTACK OF THE DEVOUT CHRISTIANS ... NO, OFFICER, WE DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT
HERE ... HELLO, POLICE? YEAH, IT'S ME AGAIN, LOOK ... ... THAT REALLY
SUX, MAN
May 26, 2002
IN FACT, HE DIDN'T COMPLAIN AT ALL
... A MOST UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCE ... A PRETTY SWEET DEAL ... BUT HONEY, I THOUGHT OUR VOWS MEANT
SOMETHING ...
USE THIS GIFT AT YOUR OWN RISK
May 19, 2002
WOULDN'T HONEST WORK BE EASIER?
... WHAT IS THIS, 'WILD KINGDOM?' ... FROM THE ANNALS OF 'IDIOCY IN
EDUCATION' ... LOVELY SPECIMEN, SIR HORACE - KA-BOOOOOM! ...
I'M SORRY, BUT I WAS UPSET
May 12, 2002
I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE
... NOW I CAN MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE ... THE LOCATION WAS JUST SO
CONVENIENT ...IT'S STOLEN!? YOU'RE KIDDING ME, OFFICER! ...OOPS!
May 5, 2002
ROB FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO MY
FRIENDS
... MODESTY ABOVE ALL, NOW LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT! ...TEACHER'S PET ...WE DON'T KNOW THEM CITY FOLK'S
WAYS ...THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS
April 28, 2002
AHHHH, THAT BREEZE FEELS SOOOO GOOD
... HE FELT IT WOULD CUT INTO HIS PROFITS ... I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN, YOUR
EXCELLENCY ...OK STINKY, HANDS UP ... IT MUST BE AGAINST SOME LAW
April 21, 2002
AND FOR DESSERT: LAWSUITS FLAMBÉ
... IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET? ... I`VE GOT TO HANG UP NOW, HON ...SHE LIKES ME! NO, SHE LIKES ME! ...
ZEN, ZEY RAN AWAY
April 14, 2002
LICENSE? WHAT LICENSE?
... MONEY LAUNDERING ... MMMMMM, UNUSUAL TASTE ...LAND OF THE LOWLIFES ...
CLUMSY, CLUMSY ME
April 7, 2002
CALL FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE: `SUE THE
BASTARDS'
... WOULD YOU SAY HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON?' ... THAT'S $2.5 MILLION PER
BOOB ... I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET ANGRY, ARGHHH! ... IT ALL STARTED WITH MY
CHILDHOOD
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