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Past Columns (Apr. - Jun., 2003)

June 29,  2003

SEE!? I WARNED YOU ... I KNOW WHAT I DON'T LIKE  ... REGRETS (STAB) I'VE HAD A FEW (STAB)  ... ENHANCING THE STUDENT-TEACHER BOND ... FOR SOME REASON, I FEEL HEMMED IN

June 22,  2003

IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THESE? ... I JUST WASN'T THINKING, OFFICER  ...UH, OK, HERE'S THE REAL STORY  ... FOOD FIGHT!  ... IS THAT A DEAD ALIEN?

June 15,  2003

FINALLY, A LIFT ... SO, WHERE ARE THE KANGAROOS?  ... I KEEP TELLIN' YA, IT'S NOT MINE!  ... OK GRANNY, ASSUME THE POSITION! ... IT WAS QUITE A PERFORMANCE

June 8,  2003

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S MINE? ... PLEASE NOTICE ME  ... THE FAMILY HAS ISSUES  ... WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE? ... I THOUGHT WE WAS BUDDIES

June 1,  2003

I'M NOT SAYING WE DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS ... REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM MY POCKETS, NOW!  ... WHY NOT? THE COPS WILL NEVER KNOW  ... LOOK, IT'S OFFICER HOBO ... BOYS WILL BE BOYS

May 25,  2003

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? ... EEEASY NOW!  ... THE PRINCE OF MORTGAGE BROKERS  ... I'LL GET UP WHEN I'M DRY ... THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING

May 18,  2003

I WAS WHAT!? ... BOUNCED FROM THE FORCE ... HAVE THE BEARS FORMED AN ALLIANCE?  ... HEY WHERE'S ALL THE LADIES? ... BUT I DIGRESS

May 11,  2003

WE'RE HELPLESS AGAINST HIM ... NICE PICTURE - HEY, WHAT'S THAT!? ... THINK I'M GONE, DO YOU?! BLAM!  ... STICK 'EM UP! HOLD ON, I DON'T FEEL WELL ... BE VERY AFRAID, LADIES, VERY AFRAID

May 4,  2003

IN OTHER WORDS, A CLASSY SENDOFF ... IT DOES SEEM A BIT HARSH ... ISN'T THAT VIGILANTISM?  ... SO, AT LEAST, THEY WON'T BE CRIME VICTIMS ... THE WAGES OF SIN

April 27,  2003

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! OOPS! ... OK, MAYBE HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ... DUMP ME, WILL YOU!  ... THE MASKED TAX-AND-SPEND LIBERAL ... SO SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT

April 20,  2003

NO PAIN, NO GAIN ... YOU WERE ALL OVER THE ROAD, BUB ... UNUSUAL? NO, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?  ... THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME ... EASY TO PLEASE

April 13,  2003

I NEED SOME ATTENTION! ... WHEEE, THIS IS FUN! ... STICK 'EM UP, I MEAN IT!  ... YOUR TUITION DOLLARS AT WORK ... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

April 6,  2003

BUT BERGER AND KAHN CERTAINLY LOVED IT ... ONLY TRYING TO HELP ... PEEK-A-BOO, WE SEE YOU  ... RUN FREE, BIMBA! ... HEY, A DEAL'S A DEAL