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Past Columns (Apr - Jun, 2004)

June 27,  2004

AH, A NICE RELAXING DAY ... SWOOOSH! ... HE NEEDS A DATE FOR THE SENIOR DANCE ... BACKLASH ... JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH ... IT'S A BIT SLIPPERY HERE

June 20,  2004

I'M GETTING OUT ANYWAY!  ... THERE APPEARS TO BE A TRAFFIC PLANE ON THE HIGHWAY, CHET ... THAT SOUNDS SOOOO ROMANTIC ... HE ENJOYS BEING A GIRL ... THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING

June 13,  2004

THEY WOULD'VE TAKEN HIS WORD FOR IT ... KISS YOUR WHAT!? ... SO THE CAMERAS ARE JUST FOR SHOW ... FOOD FIGHT! ... I TOLD YOU IT WAS DANGEROUS

June 6,  2004

WAIT, THIS ISN'T WHAT WE HAD IN MIND ... MESSAGE RECEIVED ... BOYS WILL BE BOYS ... FZZZZZZZT! ... ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ME?

May 30,  2004

ADDING INSULT TO INJURY ... I FEEL SO BETRAYED ... SHALL WE DANCE ... THUD! ... OW! OUCH! HEY! OW! ... A CLASSY BUNCH

May 23,  2004

A GIRL'S GOT TO MAKE ENDS MEET ... UST NEED TO GET A FEW BUGS OUT ... THE STANDARDS COULD BE A LITTLE HIGHER ... A SMALL PRICE TO PAY ... I'LL BE THROUGH IN A MINUTE

May 16,  2004

FORGIVE THE INFORMAL SURROUNDINGS ... IT JUST NATURALLY OCCURRED TO THEM ... NOW, THAT TAKES REAL SKILL ... WE DON'T NEED YOUR RULES, MAN ... BUT CERTAINLY APPROPRIATE

May 9,  2004

OH YEAH, WE'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE ... SAY AGAIN? ... I HAVE ARRIVED, GIRLFRIEND! ... ALMOST A CLEAN GETAWAY ... I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, OFFICER, BUT ...

May 2,  2004

D'YO! ... IT JUST WASN'T HIS DAY ... EVEN THE DRUNK COULD HAVE DONE BETTER ... BUT, I CAN EXPLAIN ... YEAH, BUT THAT ONE WAS A DOOZY

April 25,  2004

THEY LOOKED LIKE HOT DRUGS, BUT THEN I WAS ON DRUGS ... A QUESTION OF PRIORITIES ... I, LIKE, NEEDED MY SPACE, MAN ... WE ARE REALLY SO SORRY, MA'AM, REALLY ... IT'S OK, I'LL JUST STAY HERE AND NOT MOVE

April 18,  2004

OH, WAS THAT TODAY? ... YOU PICKED THE WRONG BAR, ACE, WHAP!  ... YOU'RE A WHAT!? ... ADAPTING TO THEIR ENVIRONMENT ... ANYTHING BUT THE PHONE

April 11,  2004

BOY, WERE THEY EMBARRASSED ... GET A LOAD OF THOSE NEWS CREDENTIALS ... I'LL SHOW HER! ... IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER? ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAY OUT HERE?

April 4,  2004

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME ... JUST LET THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY, OK? ... REALITY RADIO ... DON'T LET THE TERRORISTS WIN ... INTELLECTUAL HONESTY