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Past Columns (Jul - Sept, 2001)

September 30, 2001

WHY DIDN'T WE SEE THIS COMING? ... THANK GOD WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL ... IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING ... NOW, DESE GUYS GOT CLASS ... OK, MAYBE IT WAS A DREAM, OFFICER

September 23, 2001

I NEEDS TA BE WITH MY HOMEYS ... BAD DOG, BAAAAD DOG ... DO I HEAR MOZART? ... AND SHE KNOWS 'EM ALL ... WE REALLY MEAN BUSINESS

September 16, 2001

BUT HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY ... A DETERMINED MAN ... HERE, CATCH! OOPS! ... JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN ... REMEMBER ME? WHAP!

September 9, 2001

NOW HE'S REALLY MAD ... DID YOU HEAR THUNDER? FZZZTTTT! ... A RATHER EXTREME SOLUTION ... A LITTLE FAMILY ENTERPRISE ... TRY MAKING THE CASE NOW, COPPER

September 2, 2001

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I HAD IT COMING? ... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, OFFICER ... JUST HIS PERSONAL OPINION ... POLLY WANTS A #@$% CRACKER ... I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

August 26, 2001

IS THIS THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL? ... LET THE FONDLING BEGIN ... COME ON, DON'T BE A PRUDE ... LIKE A VACATION WITH LOCKED DOORS ... DON'T CRY SISSY, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT

August 19, 2001

WHAT'S THIS, CABLE? ... IT'S ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING ... AT LEAST SHE PICKED UP THE CHECK ... PROVING THE CASE SHOULD BE PRETTY EASY ... CHOMP! OUCH! CHOMP! OW!

August 12, 2001

BUT IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA ... THEY SAID THEY WERE BUDDIES, BUT ... THIS YOUR BOAT, KID? ... WWW.I AM HISTORY, AMIGO ... WHATEVER YOU SAY, MA'AM

August 5, 2001

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HERE?!... OK, LADY, YOU CAN HOLD YOUR PEACE NOW... I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, POW!... MANNA FROM HEAVEN

July 29, 2001

BUT I'M AN ARTISTE... NO, WHO IS THIS REALLY?... HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU... HERE, DUBYA, COME ON BOY!... THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR, FATHER

July 22, 2001

FAKE POLICE! YOU'RE UNDER FAKE ARREST! ... WAIT, WAIT! COME BACK! GOOD NEWS! ... I'M WHERE?! ... THIS BELONG TO YOU? ... GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN PLEASE!

July 15, 2001

IS IT ME, OR DID THE RIDE JUST GET BUMPIER? ... THANKS FOR THE RIDE ... BUT WE MUST MAINTAIN STANDARDS ... HEY, THERE SHE IS, THAT'S HER! ... CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

July 8, 2001

BUT WE'RE PRETTY SURE IT'S HIM ... CANCEL THOSE INTERVIEWS ... CARLOS, I DON'T SEE ANY PALM TREES ... OK, MARIO ANDRETTI, HANDS UP ... THEY'LL NEVER EXPECT THIS

July 1, 2001

A REAL CLASSY GUY ... BUT OFFICER, THEY'RE THE CRIMINALS ... OH NO! HERE THEY COME AGAIN! ... WHEN ON THE LAM, OBEY ALL LAWS ... ALL HE NEEDS IS A CHANCE