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Past Columns (Oct.
- Dec., 2002)
December 22, 2002
JUST A LITTLE LOVERS' QUARREL ... OH, GOD! OH,
YESSSSSS! ... I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE, OFFICER ... BUT WE WERE JUST
CURIOUS ... WE COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER, EITHER
December 15, 2002
IT WAS ALL PERFECTLY INNOCENT,
OFFICER ... THIS OUGHT TO IMPROVE FAMILY RELATIONS ... PLEASE FON'T FORGET
ME ... OOPS! ... YOU CALL THIS REVENGE?
December 8, 2002
IN TEXAS, THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T
DO ... AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S HARD TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM ... NO, BUT I'M FLATTERED AT YOUR
INTEREST ... MAYBE HE DID IT AS A JOKE ... CRAZY LIKE A FOX
December 1, 2002
OH MY! HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE? ...
HEY, I WAS JUST BEING PHILOSOPHICAL! ... SOMETIMES, A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT A MAN'S GOTTA
DO ... SO, YOU SEE, HE REALLY WAS CRAZY ... A LAW-AND-ORDER KIND OF
TOWN
November 22, 2002
NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF ... OUCH! ... IT WAS A, UH, SECURITY
MEASURE ... WAS THIS INCLUDED IN THE SALE PRICE? ... IT WAS WARM FOR
AUTUMN ... WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET ARRESTED?
November 17, 2002
HEY, YOUR VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR
... IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED ... ...DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL NEVER CATCH
ON ... WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE, BARNEY FIFE? ... BOOM! WHAT COULD THAT BE!?
November 10, 2002
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
... BLAM! OUCH! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! ... IN OTHER WORDS, A USEFUL
WOMAN ... THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD ... JUST A COINCIDENCE
November 3, 2002
SACRE BLEU! ZIS IS, HOW YOU SAY, AN OUTRAGE!
... BANG! OUCH! ... IT WAS INEVITABLE, MAN ... ANYONE SEEN TRIGGER AND CHAMPION?
... A MIGHTY BIG WITHDRAWAL
October 27, 2002
THE STOLEN-CAR CAPITAL OF CANADA
... NOW THAT'S A PUBLIC SERVANT ... ... IS THAT AS FAST AS YOU CAN GO?
... DOC, I'M HAVING TROUBLE THSPEAKING ... THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG
October 20, 2002
I NEED YOUR LOVE! CHOMP!
... AS I SIT HERE NAKED, THINKING OF YOU ... ... IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,
PAL ... IT WAS A PRIVATE AND PERSONAL MOMENT ... OR, AS THE KIDS CALLED IT,
AMMO
October 13, 2002
OH SURE, WE'LL HELP YOU
... YOU MIGHT CALL THEM GUARD BEES ... RACIST? WHO, US? ... SUDDENLY, I FEEL
HAPPY ... ONE DETERMINED DRUNK DRIVER
October 6, 2002
I FAIL TO SEE THE IRONY
... GIVE ME NUDITY OR GIVE ME DEATH ... NICE CAR, BONEHEAD ... THIS VIOLATES THE SPIRIT OF THE
PLAN ... NEVER MIND, I THINK I FOUND IT
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