Home

E-Mail
Mike Pingree

"The Archives"

Recent Weekly Columns: 

August 14,  2005

BERNARDO “HIS EMINENCE” PROVENZANO ... SO THEY’LL BE A FEW LESS BOOKS, SO WHAT? ... IT WASN’T ME, I SWEAR! ... FOR CANADA, A DAY OF MOURNING, EH!? ... WE’RE PATRONS OF THE ARTS, OFFICER

August 7,  2005

NO! BAD KITTY! BAD! ... NO, NO, YOU’RE MAKING A MISTAKE! ... SO, WHATCHA WEARING UNDER THE ROBE?  ... COME BACK HERE!  ... YES MA’AM, WHATEVER YOU SAY (SIGH)

July 31,  2005

HE’S CALLED “SILENCER OF THE BIG CAT” ... CHANCES ARE, HE’LL BE PARDONED ... OUR PLAN CAN NOT POSSIBLY FAIL ... HE THOUGHT HE’D GET, MAYBE, A FEW CALLS ... WE’RE TOUGH ON CRIME HERE

July 24,  2005

I DON’T KNOW IF I’D CALL THE BRIDE “BEAUTIFUL” EXACTLY ... WHATEVER POPO WANTS, POPO GETS ... NO WONDER HE’S LONELY; PEOPLE DON’T LIKE HIM ... MMMMMM, THAT’S MIGHTY FINE EATIN’ ... COOL AND SAFER FROM IMPERIALIST Swine

July 17,  2005

HOPE I'M NOT IMPOSING ... A LIKELY STORY, MA'AM ... GIVE 'EM A GOOD SWATTIN', MATE ... SAVING FACE ... WARNING! UNAUTHORIZED PERSON!

July 10,  2005

ARE YOU SURE HE'S THE RIGHT GUY? ... I DIDN'T KNOW, HONEST ... WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE ... I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE ... AND TRY AND FEEL BETTER, FATTY

July 3,  2005

ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR NITWITS ... HMMMM, WHAT'S THIS? FZZZZZT! ... THAT'S DIFFERENT ... WHAT HAPPENS IN PERU, STAYS IN PERU ... THANKS OFFICER, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT

Past Weekly Columns by Quarters:

Year 2005 Columns:

2Q05 1Q05

Year 2004 Columns:

4Q04  3Q04  2Q04  1Q04

Year 2003 Column

4Q03  3Q03  2Q03  1Q03

Year 2002 Columns:

4Q02  3Q02  2Q02  1Q02

Year 2001 Columns:

4Q01  3Q01  2Q01  1Q01

Year 2000 Columns:

4Q00  3Q00  2Q00